Friday, July 9, 2010
This internship could save your life.
My West Coast colleagues and I have devised the most amazing intern program you could ever imagine —The Cage.
Our comprehensive internship program will provide all qualified candidates with adequate in-office housing, three square meals a day and 24-hour access to all corners of our agency.
To be selected for The Cage, you must be:
1. Unwanted/at risk of being euthanized
2. A cat
Here's how it works:
We adopt cats that are about to be offed from shelters or streets and let them live in our office while we use our super sweet skills to get them adopted. We also go to fancy parties and talk about how our interns scratch and/or poop on the floor.