After watching a string of friends drift in and out of relationships, I've decided that this so called "love" should be regulated as a controlled substance, much like heroin.
Consider this, both "love" and heroin
1. Impair judgment
2. Lead to unwanted pregnancy
3. Cause weight loss/gain
4. Provide ample inspiration songs and movie plots
5. Send people to counselors
6. Cause you to alienate friends and lose jobs
7. Promote the spread of STD's
6 comments:
I thought this post was going a very different direction when I caught the headline in my Reader.
Don't worry me like that.
girl when did you become so cynical?
much like Mason I was expecting to read about you hitting rock bottom. You do bring up very good points though.
sorry mr. cat, but it all started when someone told me that I needed to wear skinny jeans.
Cynical!? No way. You preach the truth! I am happy to say I will be chronically single and sober for the rest of my life.
I'm thinking about picking up heroin instead of love.
That way, you can at least have a legit excuse for being haggard and sad at work/in public.
People don't cut you as much slack for a breakup, you know?
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