Wednesday, September 3, 2008

Loving Heroin


After watching a string of friends drift in and out of relationships, I've decided that this so called "love" should be regulated as a controlled substance, much like heroin.

Consider this, both "love" and heroin
1. Impair judgment
2. Lead to unwanted pregnancy
3. Cause weight loss/gain
4. Provide ample inspiration songs and movie plots
5. Send people to counselors
6. Cause you to alienate friends and lose jobs
7. Promote the spread of STD's

6 comments:

Mason West said...

I thought this post was going a very different direction when I caught the headline in my Reader.

Don't worry me like that.

The Family Cat said...

girl when did you become so cynical?

Nathaniel said...

much like Mason I was expecting to read about you hitting rock bottom. You do bring up very good points though.

megan pants said...

sorry mr. cat, but it all started when someone told me that I needed to wear skinny jeans.

Ashly said...

Cynical!? No way. You preach the truth! I am happy to say I will be chronically single and sober for the rest of my life.

Workin' I.T. said...

I'm thinking about picking up heroin instead of love.
That way, you can at least have a legit excuse for being haggard and sad at work/in public.

People don't cut you as much slack for a breakup, you know?