After watching a string of friends drift in and out of relationships, I've decided that this so called "love" should be regulated as a controlled substance, much like heroin.
Consider this, both "love" and heroin 1. Impair judgment 2. Lead to unwanted pregnancy 3. Cause weight loss/gain 4. Provide ample inspiration songs and movie plots 5. Send people to counselors 6. Cause you to alienate friends and lose jobs 7. Promote the spread of STD's