Saturday, March 22, 2008

Wireless Identity

Welcome to Staduim Park
Meet my neighbors via their wireless names
BBPad- Two guys who think they’re smooth. Black leather couches, and diamond studs are their best friends.

Erin- Sees things on a one dimensional platform. One name serves all purposes. Enjoys wearing solid colors and sneakers.

Justaname- Doesn’t want to be branded with a lame wireless name, but still is. Thinks people like me should stop spending so much time thinking about wireless names. After all, a name is just a name.

Something Clever- One girl living alone. Thinks she’s clever by realizing that the neighbors are aware of her wireless name, and make their perception of her on it.

Belkin 54G- Living in Belkin 54G. Most likely lonely girls hoping some horny guys will stop by because they saw their wireless connection was failing.

Get the Fuck OFF- Angry guys who are tired of people scamming off their wireless. They always end up paying for the beer, but the other guy gets the girl.

Arms R like my rims 22’s- Four perverted guys that that think they have large members. Everything is a sexual innuendo and often times the connections to sex are obscure enough that only they understand.

I've never met these people. If I do, I'll let you know if we're right.

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