Monday, March 10, 2008
All Falls Down
My upstairs neighbors seem to think our lawn is their trashcan. While it is disgusting, an anthropologist could accurately construct their lives from this trash.
ITEMS FOUND IN THE LAWN
1. Three empty beers: 2 cans, 1 bottle: Coors, Highlife and Key Stone (these don't stay long, bums will pick them up eventually for the deposit)
2. Twenty-four cigarette butts (approximately two pack, one per day)
3. Broken glass(windows broken when intoxicated)
5. Empty Starbucks cup (coffee cures all hangovers)
The only thing missing is evidence of sex, which presumably occurred after the beer,puke,cigarettes and broken windows and was followed by more cigarettes and Starbucks.