I’ve heard this phrase several times before: “His head is too far up his ass to see you.” But it wasn’t until a few days ago, that I realized how much that really means.
Sure, this phrase means that Head-Up-His-Ass-Guy can’t see you because he’s too busy looking at himself. But, what I realize now that if someone has his head up his butt AND he can see you, it means you’re probably a piece of his poop.
Thank goodness these people can’t see me. I don’t want to be poo.