The Creative Crack = The product of lots of men in tight pants and snug tees sitting

After spending almost a month mingling amongst NY hipsters, I have discovered what I call the "creative crack". It says, "I'm an artist, a painter, a writer, blah, blah, blah and I like my clothing to hug my body."

Perhaps America should think twice about open back chairs if we are going to invest so much in tight clothing.