Sunday, June 28, 2009

I want sunglasses made of bacon

Two things I’ve learned in NYC: Sunglasses provoke catcalls, and the creative community is big on bacon. Everything from bacon salt (salt that makes anything taste like bacon) to bacon martinis makes the creative mouth water.

Second, I tell you this, without sunglasses I walk the streets in silence, bust out the sunglasses and suddenly I am barraged with greetings from nearby males. Either I have really ugly eyes or my sunglasses are extremely attractive. Or maybe the sun just makes men more aggressive?

As for the bacon? Every creative I’ve met is a vegetarian or a bacon fanatic. What happened to everyone in between?

1 comment:

AV Flox said...

Bacon makes the creative juices flow.

(I'm here via @brampitoyo)