Sunday, August 24, 2008

Wallflowers score free stuff

One Wallflower benefit that I forgot to mention in my “Crash Course Guide to the Wallflower,” is the Wallflower’s ability to scam.

While working at the Wendy’s booth at the AST Dew Tour, several young Wallflowers have scammed their way into over $80 in Wendy’s gift cards. We give the $5 gift cards out to kids who win the games, but we’re supposed to limit them to three wins. However, the kids with generic, mushy faces blur together in my mind and slide by with 16 wins.

Other career options for Wallflowers
1. Spy
2. Burglar
3. Stalker

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