If the United Kingdom can redesign its city streets to cater to drunks, Fish Marketing can redesign its new office to cater to creatives.
My suggestions:
1.Giant trees- not only do house plants calm women but they produce lots of oxygen, which can lead to a natural high
2.The teleportation chamber- saves time and cuts down on nasty travel pollution
3.Trap door for bad ideas
4.In house coffee drip lines fixed straight to your arm- gives you a caffeine boost and protects your teeth from coffee stains
5.Mexican jumping bean pit
6.Pitless cherries- because I look unprofessional spitting pits into my garbage can
7.Giant TV screen with live feeds to city hotspots- allows you to conduct market research/people watch from the comfort of your own desk
8.On staff unicorns
9.Giant gumball machines filled with donuts and ideas
(I like giant things)
2 comments:
Brilliant. Most of these suggestions would be welcome additions at an agency. Also, I see CMD rubbed off on you a bit; now you're talking about teleportation, too
You forgot an on staff unicorn cleaner-uper after-er. You don't want to deal with that. Just because they're mythical doesn't mean unicorns don't poop. Everybody poops, Megan.
I have a book about it if you want to read it.
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