Look what I learned at school today

Latrinalia = restroom graffiti

Rose colored glasses make you look down

Sometimes the sun is too bright so you are forced to hang your head; sometimes you notice new things.

Food + Toys = Joy = Happy Meal

I’m an emotional eater. I was raised on happy meals. Eat this and it will make you happy; thank you McDonald’s marketing.

And food that comes with a toy? That’s just awesome. Meet the Winky Guard that came in my roommate’s Happy Meal. You may recognize him from such movies as the Wizard of Oz.

My Baseball Card

J-school kids are like trading cards, collect us all.

If my roommate beatboxed

Ikea is cheap, but college students are cheaper

This is what happens when you leave four girls alone in a room with some lipstick.

I made my first Ikea trip a week ago. I am proud to say I walked out of the Disneyland-like compound empty handed. My roommates and I did however decide to imitate some kiss paper Ikea art.

I bet you can’t tell which lip prints are mine.

Women plas faster than men

Plas- the act of giving blood plasma, according to the veteran blood plasma donor. The best part of becoming part of a new activity is the ability to make up your own words,terms and verbs to describe it.