UNIKEYS = best Christmas present ever

This year Santa brought a little whim to my stocking with these sweet Unikeys (aka unicorn key covers). You may laugh at my jewel-eyed keys, but you must admit they showcase exemplary design.

And remember, if you aren't a member of the Unicorn Kingdom Club yet, you should probably join.

Let's get drunk and buy some awesome URL's.

While I've heard of the drunk dial/text/facebook message/tweet before, I was surprised to learn today that for some, drunk URL-buying is at the top of their intoxicated shenanigans. I think I've been missing out.

I've been poisoned by exclamation marks.

If I've learned anything in the past six months, it's that clients have an obsession with exclamation marks. In the beginning I bravely stood up to those exclamation marks, kicking their tall tails off, turning them back into periods. Yet, I find the exclamation allies are growing and I fear without reinforcements, this army of over enthusiasm may overtake all forms of English communication. Dear U of O Journalism School, please send backup.