I want to be a New York sign writer

Even though most of these signs are telling me not to do something, they all make me laugh. Unfortunately I was with out a camera when I saw the giant sign covered with pictures of lamps and watches reading "Wife Insurance." I'm still not sure what wife insurance is.

Of course the Asian girl had to have a conical hat at the multicultural program sign. They probably should have put a cowboy hat on the white kid.

New York hates free fun.


Thank you for defining loitering.

What a lovely haircut menu.