Scanner as a camera

As an aspiring photographer, I've found the answer to "artsy" photos. Just throw crap on your scannerbed. Works every time.

oh the process

The process for developing "good" advertising is long and hard. There isn't a magic formula or set of ten steps you can follow to produce a strong concept, ad or design. Sometimes it drives you crazy and makes you think that dressing up in a mountain suit will make the best campagin. Sometimes we're wrong.
(this is NOT an ad for Arcteryx)

For those of you who can't get enough of people in mountain suits.

Lamp Love

Creativity can be killed by harsh lighting. The fluorescent tubes in the computer labs don't cut it for me.

Fiji Green

If Fiji really wanted to be eco-friendly it would make bus stop benches out of old water bottles, then they'd seel things online that are actually made out of boiled down water bottles. Or what if Fiji brought the island to the city and made mini green houses out of old water bottles? The trees help offset carbon emissions and utilize old water bottles.

Cook with me

I don't know the difference between baking soda and baking powder, but here are a few things I can made better than your dear old grandma.

Million Dollar Meat

PETA (People of Ethical Treatment of Animals) is offering to pay $1 million to the first person who can develop a plan to commercially produce fake meat.

For those of you who are having a hard time putting down the drumstick and adapting to “test tube” meat, here are a few suggestions to cope with the meat withdrawals.

1. Date a pig-headed jock. There will be enough meat in his brain (maybe even pants) to feed you for years.
2. Eat leathered fruit. Once dried, fruit resembles the texture of most animal products, chewy and tough.
3. Shape your food into popular meat shapes. For example, cut your tofu so it resembles a nice t-bone steak, or even dino-nuggets.
4. Buy some “smoked” flavoring. Try adding a dash to your cereal, spreading some of a cracker or even adding it to a smoothie.
5. Put your food on a stick. Everything tastes a little bit more like meat if you can rip it off a stick with your teeth.
6. Revert to sucking your thumb. Gnawing on your thumb all day keeps your mouth full satisfies most meet cravings.

Lonely Guitar

My guitar is sad because I never learned how to play it.