My house is haunted.

I have really important things to do these days.

What could be better than this? Nothing.

As if drinking Sessions wasn’t fun enough, check out these sweet Rock, Paper and Scissors bottle caps the bottles boast. I picked these babies up off the ground so I don’t know if the beer is any good, but you should still probably buy it.

I also dog sit.

I finally have my own set of Megan trading cards, thanks to Moo. Find me in the real world, and I'll let you take a card home. Then you can call me, and we'll be best friends forever.

Little Shop vs. Big Agency**

I’ve been conducting a field study called little shop versus big agency. Every family has its pros and cons.

Here are a few things that I’ve noticed:

Situation 1: There is too much work and not enough people.
Small Agency: We’ll buy another French press. Every employee gets his/her own 64 oz. French press to increase productivity.
Big Agency: Let’s just re-skin something we used in an old pitch.

Situation 2: You want keys to your office.
Small Agency: You’re still an intern. No keys for you.
Big Agency: Your boss doesn’t know who you are. No keys for you.

Situation 3: You wrote something you really liked.
Small Agency: Your creative director rewrote it.
Big Agency: Your client rewrote it.

Situation 4: You have to send a mass email.
Small Agency: Get the intern to send the same email four hundred times.
Big Agency: Program a computer to do it.

Situation 5: You have to poop.
Small Agency: There’s only one bathroom, and everyone knows what’s going down. Be sure to use the lavender spray to cover up the evidence.
Big Agency: No one knows. The bathroom always smells like baby diaper.

**A nonscientific, made-up study.

You don't have to travel to send someone a postcard.

My friend sends me postcards from made-up vacations where he meets cat people. It makes me happy. Now you can enjoy them too.