Thank you for your card, but please stop spitting on me.

I don't know why, but when ad people network with drinks, the saliva starts to flow.

A Cautionary Tale

Bed bugs are real people. Believe.




(And, no, my bed bugs aren't back. Don't take this blog so seriously.)

Naked Pizza box boy

Someone please explain this scary pizza box to me. Why did he take off his pants before going to pick up his pizza?